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WILLIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA

Dumber for governor

 

 

 

June 22, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinky Friedman wants to be governor of Texas. Friedman, who once captained a country and western group called The Texas Jewboys, is the author of several books and has become a TV personality of some importance. He’s also a resident of Republican-run Texas and feels that he and his fellow Texans have been foully victimized by the governorships of George W. Bush and Rick Perry. 

 

Running as an independent, Friedman has put together an ambitious platform that would obviate just about everything that Texans hold dear. He thinks that there should be much stricter regulations governing the use of the death penalty and he favors gay marriage. “Why shouldn’t they suffer along with the rest of us?,” asks Friedman.

 

But it is in the field of education that his most innovative proposals have been formulated. Despite the highly touted educational performance of Texas high school students when Bush was governor, the fact is that the state ranks 50th in terms of the numbers of graduates who go on to college. Their dropout rate and the amount they spend on education is barely better than that of Mississippi, which is the anchor in these categories. 

 

Striking at the heart of the bureaucratic beast that education has become, Friedman proposes to do away completely with state standardized tests and shift the emphasis to sound teaching by highly qualified teachers. In addition, he would disengage the economic stranglehold that sports in the public schools now have on budgets of localities and insist on corporate funding for such activities. The educational experience, he insists, should focus on the development of intellectual pursuits directed by highly trained teaching professionals.

 

Would that Kinky Friedman were running for governor in Virginia.

 

Let’s face it. What we’re apparently going to be dealing with from now until November are two gubernatorial candidates, who, like Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, are so enmeshed in me-tooism that they’re virtually indistinguishable. Taking their cue from the free lunch bunch and the we-hate-taxes crowd, the best educational  proposals they can come up with involve stripping localities of sorely needed funds for school buildings and the enhancement of school programs. 

 

Reacting to residents clamoring for lower real estate taxes, Dumb and Dumber have decided to accede to their wishes, get their votes and let schools, recreational facilities, roads, mental health programs and other locally-funded enterprises go to pot. 

 

At this point, the only thoroughbred in this race of donsie donkeys and Eleatic elephants  is Winchester Republican-turned-independent Russ Potts. Unlike Dee and Dum, Potts seems to have a grasp on reality and is willing to discuss seriously education, transportation and the taxes needed to support them. 

 

Perhaps a good place to start such discussions is with Friedman’s proposal that state standardized exams, or SOLs, as we call them, should be chucked in favor of solid classroom teaching by well paid and highly qualified teachers. 

 

We might well ask if we’re sacrificing and stifling intellectual creativity on the altar of rigid rote memorization for the sake of passing multiple choice examinations. If things are going so swimmingly, why was linguistic expert and English professor Stanley Fish recently bemoaning the fact that college freshmen can’t write coherent sentences?  Why is he insisting that high school English teachers give up their craving for exam-based content over literary form?  Evidently Johnny can read, but he can’t write worth a damn.

 

The people should also know why Virginia is begging the federal government to release it from some of the provisions of the No Child Left Behind Act. Have we finally realized that the one-size-fits-all, test-driven approach to education simply isn’t working? Are our underpaid instructors forever more to be harnessed to the reins of teaching to the tests? 

 

Might the state of New York be onto something with its consortium schools, which evaluate students on the basis of performance portfolios in lieu of state tests? Fully 88% of students graduating from these schools go on to college, as opposed to the 70% from test-ridden schools. The dropout rate is just half that of the other public schools, in which students have to pass five state tests to graduate. As an ancillary note, last year 51% of Lafayette students and 64% of Jamestown students went on to four-year colleges.  

 

These are the kind of probing discussions we should be having about education,  transportation, Medicaid and, yes, taxes.  

 

Unfortunately, we’re probably not going to hear much about all this from either the Democrats or the Republicans. Jerry Kilgore’s campaign has already launched its first torpedoes, and they have nothing to do with substance or issues of import. Tim Kaine is a liberal, and that’s all the people need to know.  Kaine will raise taxes, and that‘s all the people need to know.

 

What the people really need to know is the truth about the necessity for taxation to keep this floundering ship of state afloat. What the people need to know is why these two political jellyfish are focusing on Gilmoreish panacean sops instead of confronting the issues with a modicum of reality and truth.  

 

Perhaps it’s time to try to convince Kinky Friedman to switch his residency to Virginia. Or maybe we should take a much closer look at Russ Potts. There must be some reason why Kilgore refuses to include Potts in the gubernatorial debates. What could that be?     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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